Other possibilities include that I didn't socket the chips correctly (they appear to be NOS so the legs were still splayed out like they came from the carrier tube and I don't have a fancy leg flattening tool like Adrian Black does), or that the chips were all bad/fake
Dude! They're like $20, nothing fancy either:
https://www.amazon.com/MCM/dp/B00DRDOG2K/Totally worth it even if you have to do just a few chips. It's a tool you should have. As are those chip puller clips. Saves you tons of aggravation and issues.
I can't speak to the speed issues, but theoretically if the DRAM doesn't leave the data out signal long enough for the Lisa to read it, it will be an issue.
So most likely, you also shouldn't mix different speed chips. It's probably ok if the whole board is the same speed, but not 100% sure. I'd guess @sigmaseven has much info on this than I do.
Since I see a "C" at the end of that chip maybe it's that some are CMOS and the rest are NMOS? I'm just guessing here, but they do have slightly different electrical properties, which might, or might not matter.
(All that said, my experience with PCs is the opposite, and you can use faster DRAM than the machine supports, but still you're also not supposed to mix different types as it causes issues.)
There's also a bug in the Lisa Boot ROM with 2MB, 1.5M works just fine. The 3A ROM works just fine with 2MB, but H and earlier throw a memory error for some reason.
Another test you might try, is to remove all the original chips (carefully and safely static electricity wise) and move the new chips to the top, set the dip switches properly and see if the ROM will pass the test? They should be in gangs of 9, not 8, since the Lisa wants parity memory.